(Published after the campaign, written on 7/3/07)
People get arrested in this state for selling dildos. Last year a guy got 6 months in prison for it. I live here now. OMG. This is today’s “Big Story” on the local stations:
Jackson vice and narcotics officers raided two McDowell Road adult bookstores and arrested three people...
Undercover policemen carried out boxes of what appeared to be sex toys. Earlier in the day, the officers purchased sex toys at each location. Those arrested are charged with possession of sex toys with intent to distribute, a misdemeanor...
"Any items that are sold to stimulate the human genitalia is against state statute..." says William Gladney...
Both businesses are closed tonight until further notice.
I don't know what I'll do if my dolphin breaks.
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